Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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