Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
