i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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