I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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