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So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.

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(416): View more from Ontario

Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.

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(618): View more from Illinois

i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...

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(702): View more from Nevada

whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409

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(347): View more from New York

tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???

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(503): View more from Oregon

It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.

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