she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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