she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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