so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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