if you like me you must not know who I am
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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