we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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