dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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