dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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