gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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