i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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