think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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