can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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