ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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