im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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