This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize