Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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