I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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