what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
