Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Pooping to opera.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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