I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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