im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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