At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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