The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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