I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I came so hard my ears popped.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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