Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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