yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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