I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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