false alarm. still invincible.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
