East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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