I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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