piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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