mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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