i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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