Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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