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I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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