About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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