I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
These tits shall not be calmed
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