Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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