We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
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