Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I am available for nakedness
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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