Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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