I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize