"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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