i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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