i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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