elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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