Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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