I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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