My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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