Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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